Hi, I'm Samantha (Sam) And if you've somehow happened across this blog and follow me (even if you don't), LET ME LOVE YOU.
-And, a bunch of crazy stuff in between.
Now, don't be shy, commence with the love!
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
B4 u say that you don’t want that same-sex pair on tv to be a couple because platonic relationships are underrepresented
I want you to hear me out on an idea SO outrageous that it might just work
Could be in a romantic/sexual relationship with a character of the same sex
Be in a platonic relationship with a DIFFERENT character, also of the same sex!
GAY PEOPLE WITH FRIENDS: THE RADICAL PLAN
WOAH SLOW DOWN THERE MCPROGRESSIVEPANTS
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this